Our ACoN band is about the baddest most killa group of people you'll ever meet. Don't fuck with us. Gladys will shake her tambourine so fierce it will make your booty shake. Q's guitar riffs will blow your hair back. Jonsi's brass knuckles will leave you reelin. Bess and Jessie and MOC's dance moves have never been topped. T-to-the-Dubya's mad skills in zingers and high level strategizing Re: marketing and promotion - they leave you speechless. VR knows how to rock and roll with some heavy axe grinding (and I do mean sexy battle axe of musical virtuosity) and good lord am I forgetting about forty other members?
My vocals pull the room together, and we are a force to be reckoned with. Fuck with us if you dare.