Our ACoN band is about the baddest most killa group of people you'll ever meet. Don't fuck with us. Gladys will shake her tambourine so fierce it will make your booty shake. Q's guitar riffs will blow your hair back. Jonsi's brass knuckles will leave you reelin. Bess and Jessie and MOC's dance moves have never been topped. T-to-the-Dubya's mad skills in zingers and high level strategizing Re: marketing and promotion - they leave you speechless. VR knows how to rock and roll with some heavy axe grinding (and I do mean sexy battle axe of musical virtuosity) and good lord am I forgetting about forty other members?
My vocals pull the room together, and we are a force to be reckoned with. Fuck with us if you dare.
Hear us ROAR!
ReplyDeleteYour vocals top my list!
ReplyDeleteMeeeedily meeeeedily meeeedily meeeeedily MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
ReplyDeleteShake-uh shake-uh SHAKE! My tambourine is on FIRE. Can't wait to see what 2013 brings us all, there is a LOT of good energy out here in ULB land!
ReplyDeleteSheik Yerbouti!
ReplyDeleteThis ULB right here is about to bust up some fake poser bastards with a one-two chop of my hacksaw.
ReplyDeleteHiyyy-ahh!
upsi,
ReplyDeleteI'd like to apply for the position of Bouncer. I have a very specific skill set, and I feel that's where it can be of highest use.
Love,
Vanci
You're hired!
DeleteAiaiaiaiaiai! We be burnin' the house down, bitches!
ReplyDeleteOfficial Groupie here, enjoying the music!
ReplyDeleteCan you use a very bad keyboards player?
ReplyDeleteFuck yeah, we thought you'd never ask baby
DeleteI am partially deaf but good at cheering. I love the way all of you harmonize together.
ReplyDeleteHow do I join? I love this blog.
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